Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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