my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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