Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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