giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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