Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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