I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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