And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
