David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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