wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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