Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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