Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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