the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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this just has baby written all over it
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You ruined the universe
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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