if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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