So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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