Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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