There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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