I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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