we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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