Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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His hands were made for my vagina.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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