I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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