talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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