I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
