He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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