I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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