And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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