Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My vagina just clenched in fear
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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