I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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