Cold hands, warm shart.
it hurts more in the daytime
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I want her autograph on my taint
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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