I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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