How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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