I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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