Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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