: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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