Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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