Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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