Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Shame is for Republicans.
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