dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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