if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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