you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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