well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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