Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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