do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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