other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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