Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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