it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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