Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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