Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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