She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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