There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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