Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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