ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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