i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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