May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
you never un-have a 4some
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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